THE COUNTERTOP CRIME UNIT · CASE INTAKE 001

REPORT THE
CRIME SCENE.

Flour everywhere? Egg where egg should never be? Breadcrumbs in every corner? We want the evidence.

FILE YOUR REPORT ↓

THE ASSIGNMENT

SHOW US WHAT
THE OLD WAY LEFT BEHIND.

Photograph or film the countertop aftermath from your real breading routine. The loose dishes. The spills. The awkward handoffs. The cleanup waiting in the wings.

Selected reports may appear in The Cutlet Station’s website, social channels, emails, Founder’s Journal, or pre-launch campaign—with the credit choice you make below.

EXHIBIT A

One clear photo or short video

JPG, PNG, WebP, MP4, or MOV. Maximum total upload: 8 MB.

EXHIBIT B

The story behind the scene

Tell us what you were making and what made the process unruly.

EXHIBIT C

Your preferred credit

Choose your name, social handle, or anonymous attribution.

01 · REPORTING PARTY
02 · THE EVIDENCE
03 · PERMISSION TO PROCEED

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